Mayor, what you and the city council had planned for the upcoming holidays season?

imagineannemorgan:

asktheadultsofsouthpark:

Mayor McDaniels: we have new festivities this year that will hopefully bring more tourists to town.

Johnson: it was a bit of a white lie that we needed to cut the budget. Honestly we just needed to get rid of Mr. Hankey because he doesn’t really represent Christmas.

McDaniels: *grumbles* good riddance! Calling me a titless whore is a good way to get fired. No regrets there.

Katherine Holloway (now McDaniels): can I light the tree since the talking turd is gone and we can have a normal Christmas?

McDaniels: Sure thing kid. Hopefully we get a normal Christmas this year. Halloween freaked the adults out with the candy purge. Let’s get this show on the road.

(People continue decorating city hall and town preparing for the holidays).

First ask for my new ask blog I also have @askkittylitter

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