
Leo: If you don’t stop talking, I am going to jump out of that window.
Taurus: We’re on the ground floor.
Leo: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

My 11 month old ragdoll calico cross kitten, Amenadiel 💕
Thanks for submitting @sharkmortal!
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Injures a superstar and gets a push? Nice WWE real nice
Sagittarius: *lying in bed seductively* why don’t you come join me, hot stuff?
Capricorn: Sag, please put your shirt back on, we’re in Ikea. People are staring.






