Just a little drabble that popped in my head of Hiromu being bored in the hospital and thus being a little trouble causing shit
“You did what?!!” Sanada yelled furiously, fists clenching as
he stared at Hiromou Takahashi who was looking back at him with a
self-satisfied grin.“I made you a dating profile.” Hiromu repeated mischief flashing in his dark
brown eyes. He was practically giddy at
the anger flushing over Sanada’s face.It took several moments for
Sanada to calm himself enough to speak, venom dripping from his words as he spat
them.“Why? Why in the ever loving hell
would you do that?” Sanada growled.“I got bored.” Hiromu said with a shrug.
The simple explanation infuriated
Sanada further and in that moment he wanted nothing more than to wrap his hands
around Hiromu’s neck and squeeze the life out of him.“So you decided to ruin my life
for your entertainment?” Sanada
snapped. “You’re lucky you’re in a
fucking hospital bed or I would strangle you.”Hiromu grinned happily in
response knowing Sanada wasn’t going to do a damn thing to him so long as he
was injured. It had been a calculated
risk. It was rare to push Sanada to the
point that he was going to lose his temper and physically attack someone. But Hiromu had been relatively confident that
his friend would take into account his infirm status and leave Hiromu be.“What site?” Sanada asked in defeat. What was done was done and he couldn’t
exactly break Hiromu right now so he would have to go on the site and delete
the profile to get himself out of this mess.
“Sites. Plural.” Hiromu told him gleefully, delighting in the
red that rushed up Sanada’s neck as a new wave of anger coursed through
him. “And I’m not telling you. Otherwise you’ll just try to take them down
and that’s no fun for me.””As soon as you’re out of this
bed I’m killing you.” Sanada snarled before slamming out of Hiromu’s hospital
room.Pulling out his phone Hiromu sent
a text to the other LIJ members letting them know what stunt he had pulled and
getting their promises to keep him in the loop on Sanada’s frustrations. Hiromu had no doubt this was going to
provide endless entertainment for him.
The pictures he had used for Sanada’s profile would guarantee plenty of
bites. Couple that with the romantic paragraphs
he had wrote in the description and Sanada would be inundated with emails from
women looking to score him. Given that
he knew Sanada quite well he was positive Sanada would take at least a few
women up on their offers. He wouldn’t be
able to resist the easy sex being thrown at him. Enough of them would be desperate and willing to do anything for Sanada and that would appeal to the man’s sadistic side.Hiromu was hoping that more than
a few of those “easy” girls would end up being train wrecks that would provide
him with endless entertainment. Now all
he had to do was sit back and wait for those reports to come rolling in.
I adore this
Misfits Welcome 